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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

Dear Teachers,

sodamnrelatable:

When 90% of us failed, it isn’t that we didn’t try, it’s just you are a terrible teacher.

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hubedihubbe:

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They’ve come to the state where mocking eachother is totally fine.

almost.

(via pyao262)

blue-midst:


The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone. 

watched this atleast 5 times. too powerful not to reblog.

blue-midst:

The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone. 

watched this atleast 5 times. too powerful not to reblog.

(via raccoonbunny)

aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
 Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
Tom Ketchum -  “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

It’s important to note that an instant after Tom Ketchum said “Let her rip!”, the noose that was to hang him tore his goddamn head off.

aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words

  • Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
  • Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
  • John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
  • Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
  • Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
  • Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
  • James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
  •  Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
  • Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
  • Tom Ketchum -  I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

It’s important to note that an instant after Tom Ketchum said “Let her rip!”, the noose that was to hang him tore his goddamn head off.

(via alloblivion)