April 2013
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
Dear Teachers,
sodamnrelatable:
When 90% of us failed, it isn’t that we didn’t try, it’s just you are a terrible teacher.
hubedihubbe:
— They’ve come to the state where mocking eachother is totally fine. almost.
Surnames Master Post.
oldmanrupee:
hiddlesfiddleswithme:
phoeberpc:
Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.
English Surnames
Dutch Surnames
Spanish Surnames
Scottish Surnames
German Surnames
Italian Surnames
Irish Surnames
French Surnames
Scandinavian Surnames
Welsh Surnames
Jewish Surnames
Surnames By Ethnicity
Most Common...
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
gcoky:
babyferaligator:
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
when people seriously compliment me it’s like wow are you being for real like god bless you and your family and I hope all your dreams come true amen
Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. What were they?
Me: Water, earth fire, air.
Science Teacher: Good, now w-
Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Science Teacher: what
Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Student: why are you doing this
Me: A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Student: how do you even remember all this
Me: BUT I BELIEVE
Student: no
Student: don't say it
Student: don't you dare say it
Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD
kawaiipyro:
i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
